Derek Scruggs

• Teen stupidity FTW @DenverChannel: A teen driver high on marijuana hit a deputy's patrol car… http://t.co/CxRvwqh #

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• Whoever invented the current fashion of super-tight jeans on women should be knighted (and you know it had to be a man). #
• Help me unlock Boulder, Join me on Scoville #toptuesday http://t.co/tshq74V #

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• Where is happy hour? #
• Awesome practical iPhone joke http://j.mp/eORfU5 #
• @bpm140 OMG I remember seeing Simple Minds in concert back then. Even hung out afterwards to get Jim Kerr's autograph. in reply to bpm140 #
• @dragushan is that a 4 hour body thing? in reply to dragushan #
• @mary_roach Enjoyed your presentation in Boulder today. Yes, there is a Bolder Boulder – it's a 10k race on Memorial Day. #
• @dragushan Yesterday I did 155 in sets of 9. I don't know what my one-rep max is. I did six sets yesterday but some folks did 10 (!) in reply to dragushan #

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• @natashavc Congrats in the NYT. Great work. in reply to natashavc #
• Good: 63 deadlifts, 72 pushups, 90 box jumps. Bad: barftime. Ugly: nasty welt on forehead. #crossfit http://t.co/fxA5rWr #
• "[Colleges] used to embody humankind at its most elevated; now, they're just another institution to be wary of." http://bit.ly/epdqCv #
• RT @dojo4: http://programming-motherfucker.com/ – of course it's from @zedshaw! #
• Sucked into The Biggest Loser. Its a good show, but that doesn't make the TV any less of a devil box #
• @tinagirl207 You'd be setting such a good example for your patients! in reply to tinagirl207 #
• Wow, $50 for a tank of gas for a mini SUV. Time to dust off the bike? #
• It turns out getting fucked in the ass is kind of a big deal. http://j.mp/hCfq2x #
• @andysandimas Funny you say that, because Victoria's friend is my secret. Or something like that. in reply to andysandimas #
• @glenda What if the machine is a heart rate monitor? An EKG? A Jarvik 7?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_heart in reply to glenda #
• @AlisonRosen Stop using Hootsuite links. Their banner at the top of your blog makes your butt look big. in reply to AlisonRosen #

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• @heycheri Check out @swaglove for your print stuff. They can do one-offs on demand and even run Twitter/FB contests. Great people, too. #
• @SativaBella Do you have tix to eTown? Don't you owe me one? in reply to SativaBella #
• @untitledDAM How late does tonight's event run? #
• @AlisonRosen Yes and now I hate "absolutely." So much so that I now consciously avoid saying it, like "um" or "ah" #4hoursbehind in reply to AlisonRosen #
• I just got some FREE music from The Autumn Film. You can download it here: https://www.noisetrade.com/TheAutumnFilm #

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I just had a flashback to junior high. A time when…

”Teens still had to call the home to reach the person they were interested in,” Bailey says. ”But then came cellphones and the Internet.”

Egad! Calling the girl was scary enough, but what if her dad answered the phone?

• @AlexFriedman HAVE YOU TRIED SIGNING OFF THE INTERWEBZ?! CLEARLY UR NOT OLD ENUFF. YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO USE IT.
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• @SarahKSilverman You booked Stateline, NV and not Denver? C'mon, your mom won't find out. in reply to SarahKSilverman #
• Like Santa has no place in Xmas. RT @denveropinion: Letter: Alcohol has no place in St. Patrick’s Day Parade http://dpo.st/gPxDGN #

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• OMG this is a hoot! RT @ChrisPirillo: Play this game in your browser's address bar: http://probablyinteractive.com/url-hunter/ #
• Fire at Oak?! #boulderfire http://t.co/fHUylRN #
• Carnaval with Ginga on tap tonight! (@ Mercury Cafe) [pic]: http://4sq.com/ic9KJN #

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• Pet peeve: it's "administer," not "administrate." Don't even get me started on when to say "fewer" rather than "less." #
• I balance my checkbook and other accounts every month. Somehow that makes me feel proud. #

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• One word about the Rockies game: TULO! #
• Good tech support matters. http://www.surveygizmo.com/survey-blog/mailchimp-is-awesome/ #
• Grasshopper outside my office. Not bad for a camera phone. http://dailybooth.com/derekscruggs/7144648 #
• My dog makes me smile at least 20 times every day. http://yfrog.com/08zgoj #
• I'm at SurveyGizmo (3090 Sterling Circle, Valmont, Boulder). http://4sq.com/cO4oom #
• @glenda I'm partial to The Tick. in reply to glenda #
• Shameless self-promotion: vote for these two #SXSW panels from @surveygizmo employees http://bit.ly/c4fAC4 http://bit.ly/dn8paM #
• This could be a very interesting #sxsw panel: http://panelpicker.sxsw.com/ideas/view/7404 #
• @AmySegreti Link to resume? in reply to AmySegreti #
• @heathercapri Congrats! I'm partial to LQTM myself ( = laughing quietly to myself) in reply to heathercapri #

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